• (Series 3, Episode 5)
    • Dara O'Briain: The answer is 24%, what is the question?
    • Ed Byrne: What is the proportion of my penis that is medically safe for a woman to accommodate?
    • (Series 5, Episode 6)
    • Dara O'Briain: The answer is 10%, what is the question?
    • Ed Byrne: Following new information published in the Lancet recently, what is the revised percentage of my penis is is now medically safe for a woman to accomodate?
    • Dara O'Briain: That is referring to a joke from up to two series ago.
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  1. thereigningmonarchs:

For at least the next 6 months the only place you can get new @thereigningmonarchs music, posters, and deals on exclusive merch will be at our new clubhouse The Lions Lounge Ltd. But it’s more than just a place to get product  it’s a place where we are trying to create a community of not just music fans but enthusiasts of fashion, gear, food and travel. Mike and I are trying to build something new with this band a more truly interactive experience of shared ideas. Please consider joining us at https://amplifi.fm/#artist/thereigningmonarchs

    thereigningmonarchs:

    For at least the next 6 months the only place you can get new @thereigningmonarchs music, posters, and deals on exclusive merch will be at our new clubhouse The Lions Lounge Ltd. But it’s more than just a place to get product it’s a place where we are trying to create a community of not just music fans but enthusiasts of fashion, gear, food and travel. Mike and I are trying to build something new with this band a more truly interactive experience of shared ideas. Please consider joining us at
    https://amplifi.fm/#artist/thereigningmonarchs

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  2. The contrasting of relationships between Joanie/Cy and Trixie/Al is one of my favorite parts of Deadwood. 

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  4. carlitosolano:

    Do people snack on that set? What do they have?

    "In Belfast there is a lot of tea going around. In Croatia, there were cheese and ham sandwiches that I couldn’t stop eating" [X]

    Reblogged from: fuckajesus
  5. I mean, what can anyone of us ever really fuckin’ hope for, huh? Except for a moment here and there with a person who doesn’t want to rob, steal or murder us? At night, it may happen. Sun-up, one person against the fuckin’ wall, the other may hop on the fuckin’ bed trusting each other enough to tell half the fucking truth. Everybody needs that. Becomes precious to ‘em.

    Reblogged from: youknowwobbles
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  7. coketalk:

    A sample of tweets on St. Louis tonight

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  8. greggorysshocktheater:

    “Imagination is the highest kite that can fly.” 

    Rest In Peace Lauren Bacall (September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014)

    "I saw Twilight - my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!"

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  9. suicidal-laughter:

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I follow back similar :)

    suicidal-laughter:

    Follow here for more - suicidal-laughter.tumblr.com

    I follow back similar :)

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